Whatever Happened To My Part.  Sara Ramirez.

Featured in the 2005 Musical - "Spamalot"
Seq and Kar - Ron Tilden.  Oct 2009.

Whatever Happened To My Part
Words and Music by: Eric Idle and John Du Prez
Performed by: Sara Ramirez in the 2005 Musical "Spamalot"
Sequenced by: Ron Tilden

What ever happened to my part?
It was exciting at the start.
Now, we're halfway through Act Two,
And I've had nothing yet to do.

I've been offstage for far too long.
It's ages since I had a song.
This is one unhappy diva.
The Producers have deceived her.
There is nothing I can sing from my heart.
Whatever happened to my part?

I am sick of my career
Always starting second gear,
Up to here with frustration and with fears.
I've no Grammy, no rewards.
I've no Tony Awards.
I'm constanty replaced by Britney Spears.

Britney Spears!
Whatever happened to my show?
I was a hit. Now, I don't know.
I'm with a bunch of British knights,
Prancing 'round in wooly tights!

I might as well go down the pub.
They've been out searching for a shrub.
Out shopping for a bush!
Well, they can kiss my tush!
It seems to me they've really lost the plot.

Whatever happened to my...
I'll call my agent, dammit
Whatever happened to my...
Not yours, not yours,
But my part?

Whatever Happened To My Part
Soft karaoke
Words
Melody
Vocals
Harmony
Piano
Piano
Guitar
Guitar (Steel)
Strings
Strings 2
Bass
Drums