And All That Jazz

from Chicago
Kar by Ian Cousins

And All That Jazz
Words and Music by: Fred Ebb and John Kander
From the Musical "Chicago" (1975)
Sequenced by: Ron Tilden

Come on babe why don't we paint the town?
And all that Jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
Start the car I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold but the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl
And all that Jazz

Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes
And all that Jazz
I hear that Father Dips is gonna blow the blues
And all that Jazz
Hold on, hon we're gonna bunny hug
I bought some aspirin down at United Drug
In case you shake apart and want a brand new start
To do that Jazz

Oh, I'm gonna see my Sheba shimmy shake
Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break
Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
If she'd hear her baby's queer
For all that jazz

Find a flask, we're playing fast and loose
And all that jazz
Right up here is where I store the juice
And all that jazz
Come on babe, we're gonna brush the sky.
I betcha lucky Lindy never flew so high,
'Cause in the stratosphere
how could he lend an ear to all that jazz

No, I'm no one's wife
But, Oh, I love my life
And all that Jazz!

And All That Jazz
Soft karaoke
Words
Melody
Piano
Guitar
Trumpet
Sax
Horns
Bass
Drums