Eminem - Houdiini(2024) C Am

Words & Music by Marshall Mathers, Jeff Bass. Kevin Bell
Anne Dudley, Steve Miller, Trevor Horn, Malcolm McLaren
From The Album " The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)"
Charts:UK/AUS/ICE/NOR/SWI No.1 IRE/NZ No.2
GER/SWE No.3 FIN No.4 NLD NO.9 US No.39
Kar by Geoffrey Carter 10th June 2024
For PC MIDI Player sounds best with Timbres of Heaven
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Hey, Em, it's Paul
Uh, I was listening to the album
Good fucking luck, you're on your own...

Guess who's back... back again?
Shady's back... tell a friend...
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? {Ha ha ha}...
Da, da, da...
Da, da, da...
Da da da da da da, da, da...

Well, look what the stork brung {What?}...
Little baby devil with the forked tongue...
And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb {Bleh}...
With a forehead that it grew horns from {Look}...
Still a white jerk {It's him}...
pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher...
With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt...
Lyrical technician {Yeah}, an electrician {Yeah}...
Y'all light work {Ha~ha}
And I don't gotta play pretend it's you I make believe {What?}...
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me {Why?}...
If I was to ever take a leave {What?}...
It would be aspirin' to break a feve' (Yeah)...
If I was to ask for Megan Thee {What?} Stallion if she would collab with me...
Would I really have a shot at a feat? {Haha}...
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like...

Abra Abracadabra {And for my last trick}...
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh {Like}...
Abra Abracadabra {And for my last trick, poof}...
Just like that and I'm back, bro...

Now, back in the days of old me {When?}...
Right around the time I became a dope fiend {Oh}...
Ate some codeine as a way of coping {Mmm}...
Taste of opiates, case of O.E.
Turned me into smiley face emoji {Woo}...
My shit may not be age appropriate
But I will hit an eight year old
in the face with a participation trophy...
'Cause I have zero doubts
that this whole world's 'bout
To turn into some girl scouts
That censorship bureau's out to {Shut me down}...
So when I started this verse
It did start off lighthearted at first {Hmm}...
But it feels like I'm targeted
Mind bogglin how my profit has skyrocketed Look what I pocketed...
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin'...
And I've been runnin' at full speed
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin'
and I'm the fight y'all get in
When you debate who the best,
but oops, I'm white chalkin' when
I step up to that mic, cock it then
"Oh my God, it's him! Not again!"

Abra Abracadabra {And for my last trick}..
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh {Like}
Abra Abracadabra {And for my last trick, poof}...
Just like that and I'm back, bro... {Break it down}..

Sometimes, I wonder what the old me'd say {If what?}...
If he could see the way shit is today {Look at this shit, man}...
He'd probably say that everything is gay {Like happy}...
What's my name? What's my name? {Slim Shady}...

So how many little kids still wanna act like me? (Haha)...
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (Yeah)...
And that's why these (What?)
Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (Bzz)...
In the coupe, leaning back my seat (What?)...
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (Uh), the black guy (Guy) pees (Pees, haha)...
In my Air Max Nineties
White Ts, walkin' parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese (Why?)
Identifies as black, but acts Chinese (Haha)...
Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (What?)...
The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (Yeah)...
How can I explain to you (What?)
That even myself I'm a danger to? (Yeah)...

I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you...

But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit...
Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it
Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake~ass prick
You male cross dresser (Haha), fake~ass bitch...
And I'll probably get shit for that (Watch)...
But you can all suck my dick, in fact
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you...
Fuck my own kids, they're brats (Fuck 'em)...
They can screw off (Yeah), them and you all (Uh)...
You too, Paul (Punk), got two balls
Big as RuPaul's (Woah)
What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (Nah)...
'Cause you're never gon' see me
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen...

Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini...
I vanish into the thin air as I'm leavin' like...

Abra Abracadabra {And for my last trick}...
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh {Like}...
Abra Abracadabra {And for my last trick, poof}...
Just like that and I'm back, bro...

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Eminem - Houdini(2024) C Am
Words & Music by Marshall Mathers, Jeff Bass. Kevin Bell
Anne Dudley, Steve Miller, Trevor Horn, Malcolm McLaren
From The Album " The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)"
Charts:UK/AUS/ICE/NOR/SWI No.1 IRE/NZ No.2
GER/SWE No.3 FIN No.4 NLD NO.9 US No.39
Sequence by Geoffrey Carter 10th June 2024
For PC MIDI Player sounds best with Timbres of Heaven
Sound fonts loaded via Coolsoft Virtual Midi Synth
Available free from www.midkar.com